MURDER YOUR DRYPAPER.
Your toilet paper has been failing you since 1857. Time to fire it.
THREE REASONS
YOUR ASS WILL THANK YOU.
WET BEATS DRY
Toilet paper smears. Booty Wipes clear. There is video evidence and you don't want to see it.
FLUSHABLE.
Septic-safe. Sewer-safe. Approved by the kind of people who get paid to test that.
PLANT-BASED.
No alcohol. No parabens. No fragrance unless you ask. Just water, plant fibers, and zero apology.
BADGES OF HONOR.
PICK YOUR WEAPON.
3 SKUS / 1 MISSION
A QUICK INTERRUPTION
DO YOU EVEN WIPE?
Be honest. You've been smearing for years. Statistically, you finish the job in the shower, which means you don't actually finish the job at all.
FIX IT NOW →
THE CRAP
WE'D
NEVER
USE.
WHAT WE LEFT OUT ↓
ALCOHOL
Pouring rubbing alcohol on your taint is a choice. We chose differently.
FRAGRANCE
Your ass is not a candle. Stop trying to make it smell like one.
PARABENS
Preservatives with their own Wikipedia controversy section. Hard pass.
HARSH CHEMICALS
If you can't pronounce it, you probably don't want it on a mucous membrane.
DYES
A wipe should not be neon. Yours won't be.
SULFATES
The stuff that makes industrial cleaners foam. Skip.
MICROPLASTICS
Not on your butt. Not in the ocean. Not anywhere.
ANIMAL TESTING
No rabbits. No beagles. No nonsense. Just humans (volunteers).
EVERY BUTT, NO EXCEPTIONS.
For him. For her. Doesn't matter which pack you need - we make wipes for the entire population of Earth, all of whom (8.3 Billion) have an ass
