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BOOTY WIPES.

FOR WHEN SH*T GETS REAL. / 48 FLUSHABLE WIPES.
★★★★★ (12,447)

Plant-based, septic-safe wet wipes that clean 3x better than dry paper. No alcohol, no parabens, no nonsense. Just water, plant fibers, and the smug satisfaction of a clean ass.

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Yes. Septic-safe, sewer-safe, plumber-approved. We have the certifications and a plumber on retainer who has personally yelled at us about this.

Water, plant-based viscose, aloe, chamomile. No alcohol, parabens, sulfates, or any other word your dermatologist would scream at you for.

Because nobody else in the wipe aisle is saying anything true. Your toilet paper is failing you. We refuse to be polite about it.

No. We don't care what bathroom you use. Every butt on Earth qualifies.

WET BEATS
DRY. ALWAYS.

DRY PAPER

Smears. Tears. Leaves a trail. Costs the same as wipes and does 33% of the work.

BOOTY WIPES

Wet. Plant-based. Flushable. Clears instead of smears. Costs the same and does 100% of the work.