BOOTY WIPES - Flushable Wet Wipes.
Plant-based, septic-safe wet wipes that clean 3x better than dry paper. No alcohol, no parabens, no nonsense. Just water, plant fibers, and the smug satisfaction of a clean ass.
- 80 wipes per pack
- Wipe dimensions 7.5” x 5.9”
- Plant-based fibers
- pH-balanced
- Flushable, septic-safe, sewer-safe
- Alcohol-free, paraben-free, sulfate-free, dye-free
- Fragrance-free option available
- No microplastics
- Never tested on animals
- Available For Her and For Him
This is the everyday pack — the one that lives next to the toilet and gets used twice a day without ceremony. So it’s the right first purchase if you’ve never switched from dry paper and want to find out what you’ve been missing.
For Her is formulated for daily intimate hygiene: fragrance-free, pH-balanced, and gentle enough for sensitive skin. For Him is the same plant-based, septic-safe wipe in packaging that won’t get questioned in a shared bathroom. Same clean, different pack.
For one person, yes. Most people who switch end up on the 640-count box within three months, which tells you something.
Different color package, that’s all.
Yes. One at a time. Flushable butt wipes disperse, but no plumbing system on earth enjoys being handed six at once.
WET BEATS
DRY.
ALWAYS.
Smears. Tears. Leaves a trail. Costs the same as wipes and does 33% of the work.
Wet. Plant-based. Flushable. Clears instead of smears. Costs the same and does 100% of the work.