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THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE GHOST POOP.
It happens to everyone eventually. You go. You do your thing. You wipe. There’s nothing there. Not a trace. The paper comes back cleaner than...
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LIFE TIPSLET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR GOOCH.The gooch. The taint. The perineum. The chin-of-the-butt. Whatever you want to call it, we need to talk about the small strip of skin between your genitals and your anus,...
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It happens to everyone eventually. You go. You do your thing. You wipe. There’s nothing there. Not a trace. The paper comes back cleaner than...

A brief, angry survey of a hygiene product that has been failing you since the invention of the flush toilet. Take a moment. Really sit...