BESTSELLERFLUSHABLEPLANT-BASED

FOR THE REAL SHITTERS.

Industrial purchase. 480 Wipes comes in 6 packs of 80. Plant-based, septic-safe wet wipes that clean 3x better than dry paper. No alcohol, no parabens, no nonsense. Just water, plant fibers, and the smug satisfaction of a clean ass.

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★ SUBSCRIBE & SAVE 15% / SKIP OR CANCEL ANY TIME ★

WET BEATS
DRY. ALWAYS.

DRY PAPER

Smears. Tears. Leaves a trail. Costs the same as wipes and does 33% of the work.

BOOTY WIPES

Wet. Plant-based. Flushable. Clears instead of smears. Costs the same and does 100% of the work.